A.K.A: Lil' Shorty
Position: Vocals
Xanga: Giant_Pirple_People_Eater
~"Go Shorty, It's Your Birthday."
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Name: Clare A.K.A: Lil' Shorty Position: Vocals Xanga: Giant_Pirple_People_Eater | |
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Bio: Clare's big claim to fame is that she joined the band, had her first practice, and played a show all in one day. Clare is an eccentric, senile old woman and reminds me of a cross between Hey Arnold's Grand Ma and a pair of brown overalls. Clare was asked to join the band because Party Pooper and I wanted to get a vocalist and we couldn't find anyone else. But seriously, Clare is a ripper, and one serious thug, she steals candy from old men. She can also make a mean cake if she wants to. Clare can be found making pointless movies about lawn gnomes and making prank phone calls to china on your cell phone.
~"Go Shorty, It's Your Birthday." |
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